A Poem

On hearing about a girl from St Petersburg, Russia who was "astounded" to see some girls out on a freezing cold night wearing little clothing

A stylish young lass from St Pete
Was astounded when, out on the street,
She saw girls set to freeze, with skirts above knees
And stupid high heels on their feet

She said, "In Russia we know how to dress.
You couldn't wear anything less.
Don't you know that it's cold? Or am i getting old?
You really do look such a mess".

The girls said, "Whatever, you Minger.
We wanna go out with a singer.
Or a WAG would be cool, cos we ain't been to school,
And we'd get a big rock for our finger.

So, who cares if we get a bit chilly?
To wear any more would be silly.
Cos the blokes pay our way with our goods on display.
And we get to see their big WALLETS!"